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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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