I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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