I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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