Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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