I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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