They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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