Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
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After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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