My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Im part way to drunk.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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