look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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