the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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