I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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