my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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