found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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