Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Randomize