ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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