He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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