Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you traded sex for a burrito?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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