My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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