love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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