Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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