where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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