just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
These tits shall not be calmed
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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