it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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