My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You are the jesus of drinking
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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