Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
The air taste purple.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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