I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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