I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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