google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I party with great urgency now.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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