I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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