we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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