The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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