you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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