I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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