we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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