actually, I'm a sock model
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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