this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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