Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Come see our sink grown plant.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize