moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize