Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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