Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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