I can tuck mytits in my pants
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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