a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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