Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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