So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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