who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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