i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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