I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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