i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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