Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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