Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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