Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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